I have like, a lot of freaking plants - THE ORIGINAL

"I have like, a lot of freaking plants."

...but does it count if they're fake? 🌿

The original, the one that started it all. This crew neck tee is for the plant mom who has a collection that's truly out of control — and absolutely no regrets about it.

Fit & Sizing

• Unisex crew neck tee — true to size
• Size down for a more fitted look, size up for an oversized feel
• Available in sizes Small through 3XL

Details

• Classic cut with short sleeves
• Relaxed, comfortable fit
• Preshrunk fabric
• Natural colorway with black or white design
• Screen printed in Charlotte, NC

Material & Care

• Machine wash inside out on gentle cycle with cold or lukewarm water
• Tumble dry low or line dry

Screen printed for durability. Wash inside out on a gentle cycle in cold or lukewarm water. Tumble dry low or line dry.

Estimated Delivery and Processing Time

• Processing Time: Orders are crafted within up to 14 business days.
• Delivery Time: This depends on the shipping method selected at checkout.

Please note: Processing time and delivery time are separate, so plan accordingly when placing your order.

Shipping Disclaimer

Once your order has been processed and handed off to UPS, USPS, or FedEx, we are no longer responsible for any delays caused by the carrier.

• Lost or Stolen Packages: Please contact the shipping carrier directly using your tracking details for assistance.
• Tracking Updates: It may take up to 72 hours for your package to be scanned and tracking information to update.

Returns and exchanges: see our return policy.